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Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.
Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.
by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019
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penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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Arctic Finger Blast

After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.
I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.
by IbeDustin December 24, 2022
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Blast from the past

A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.
Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after
by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021
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Rim blast

The act of a femail pennitrating a males rectum with with one or multiple fingers.

Aka, Bearded spider blasting, ballooon blasting,
Nick was telling Bryan about a hooker he let rim blast him in the hotel room in Houston.
by Magic Mike Magic Man February 7, 2018
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Buffalo Blast

The act of ejaculating on to you or your partners buffalo wings for extra flavor
Want me to buffalo blast your wings baby?
by buffybill August 1, 2018
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thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction
my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race
by Nirotic December 19, 2018
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