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Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.
Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.
by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022
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Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
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Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015
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morning

Period from 6:00 AM to 11:59 AM.
Morning.
by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025
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Morn

It’s mourning and moaning at the same time
When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)
by Cropscattt June 2, 2022
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Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.
Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.
by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018
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Sunday morning flu

Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.
Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.
by foodboy96 October 28, 2023
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