moo-lestation

Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares

Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024

Koo koo moo

A person who is a political or religious zealot, often considered a fanatic in their beliefs and belief systems. Rarely, if ever, uses logic or critical thinking skills, but rather uses emotion and hysteria when coming to any conclusion.

The people who showed up to the meeting and attempted to disrupt it were a bunch of koo koo moo’s.

by The Newtonian March 27, 2025

Moose vs zook

One sided slaughter

Moose vs zook is on tonight bhys pop over nah bud Fug them

by I’m not Paul February 22, 2022

Moos

A sexy name that attracts girls, boys and animals.
Apparently the name also is a definition of a “gentleman”

Girl 1: “have you heard of that new boy at our school, his name is Moos”

Girl 2: “oh sounds like a gentleman”

by Laysair425 November 20, 2021

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

Moose Knuckle

When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose

Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

Moose

A notorious Giga Chad of the forests that takes no shit from no one.

DEAR GOD, IT'S A FUCKING MOOSE.

by GUMOOSE December 12, 2022