by sappho maniac November 18, 2007
Get the silver star lesbianmug. An epic comeback to "you're mom gay"
by Hippyhaterpussyslayer July 7, 2018
Get the you're dad lesbianmug. A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.
Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.
by Marlo who just happened no be named after Marlo Thomas. Oo; January 14, 2006
Get the Penis Van Lesbianmug. A lesbian who leans toward the femme side of the butch or lipstick continuum (that dichotomy is totally arbitrary/not legit, but just for the sake of definition). Could defy “chapstick lesbian,” standards by wearing dresses more frequently or donning makeup more frequently. May have an equal number of pairs of pajama pants and lipsticks in her home. Might enjoy wearing makeup OR loungewear just as much. Not a lipstick lesbian because they do not NEED to wear a dress or makeup - still taking less than 20 minutes to get out the door.
by tinted-chapstick-lesbian June 21, 2021
Get the Tinted-chapstick lesbianmug. a straight woman who uses the old "i'm a lesbian" line to put off an undesirable (at least in her eyes) guy who is hitting on her. actually, she wouldn't munch the carpet if her life depended on it, but she figures it's better to give a phony excuse to the bozo than to tell him the truth and have it turn out he's a heavily-armed psychopath.
ben: uh, hey jen, would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!
by earpuller November 23, 2010
Get the situational lesbianmug. 18-40 year old girls participating with other gay females by doing sex acts on camera, usually done when they are naked and filmed by a horny perverted man who is masturbating. The whole reason why I use the internet, to view females sucking each others pussies.
Hey bro! The girls just called, they want to make Lesbian Pornography. Okay, dawg I'll get the camera. Go set up the room where they are going to have sex in.
by james fuck December 26, 2018
Get the Lesbian Pornographymug. A very feminine lesbian who tends to act like a straight girl but is actually a lesbian. Enjoys very girly things and products, is proud of being a Lipstick
Kinda looks like a Thot but isn’t a thot
Kinda looks like a Thot but isn’t a thot
Ex.
A: Hey Lexi who is your boyfriend?
B: I don’t have a boy friend, I’m gay.
A: Oh shit, I thought you were straight
B: No, I’m just a Lipstick lesbian.
Ex 2.
Omg she is such a Lipstick
A: Hey Lexi who is your boyfriend?
B: I don’t have a boy friend, I’m gay.
A: Oh shit, I thought you were straight
B: No, I’m just a Lipstick lesbian.
Ex 2.
Omg she is such a Lipstick
by Myeeeeest January 28, 2020
Get the Lipstick Lesbianmug.