turpentine cat

Term used by people of the Southern persuasion to identify something moving at a pace that borders on the supernatural. First seen in the 1920's when a group of men rubbed a cat's cinnamon ring with a dried out corncob until it was raw, and then wiped it with a rag soaked in turpentine. Can be used interchangeably with raped ape

I was doin my girl, and when my friends started the rodeo dat hizzo took off like a turpentine cat.

by bob44 February 09, 2005

A bag of cats

The noise two women make when they argue/engrossed in an enthusiast conversation.

Shut up the pair of you, you're like a bag of cats

by pougle October 05, 2006

Cat In The Hat

A tortoise.

"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."

by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009

Cat Boy

An effeminate man of the slender hipped variety. Not necessarily gay, but certainly could be mistaken as being so. Often found working within in the PR industry

Where's that mincing cat boy gone? Off to meet that Bread boy again no doubt?

by Noun Enttity January 09, 2009

Cat Fucker

Any person who fucks felines for fun.

That guy over there in the corner eating his hoagie is a cat fucker.

by RickyPacific July 14, 2006

stoner cat

A stoner kitty that grew up.

You remember Jadice my stoner kitty? She's a full grown stoner cat now.

by temporalwisard October 24, 2007

Pet the cat

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.

Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009