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vietnamese dong

vietnamese official currency name in english.
american dude: "Hey how much is 1 dollar in vietnam currency?"
random vietnamese dude: "100,000 vietnamese dong."
american dude: "dong.😂"
by crischutu07 July 16, 2023
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swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic
1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."
by DongSwongler April 14, 2021
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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ding-dong

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
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kaylynn dong

ohhh kaylynn dong is so hot and were best friends
by daddy123645 May 7, 2021
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Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019
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Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
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