David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.
‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’
by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019
by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019
by hardcorenigga43 June 01, 2017
David and autumn are the cutest couple you will ever meet. They will get in fights sometimes but will make back up in a few days. They are funny, cute, and they are very romantic. You will be 100% jealous when your around them, but dont worry they will always be there for you. If you find a couple named this dont ever let go. Ever. They are the people you need and want to be around forever.
by Laxjess23 September 21, 2019
Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”
by Thebuffestboi November 09, 2018
by gentera April 04, 2021
A Guy who trys to make Bazinga a thing, known for being tall, intelligent, handsome, tattooed, dorkishly funny, and usually drives a big truck. Also has been known to be called Superman, Superdick, Scrum and Body Surfer. Sometimes has Super Gorgeous Boss Babe female named Sam with him.
That guy is such a David Wiley, bazinga is not a real thing. Or
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.
by Princess Khaos June 27, 2020