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Fortune Cookie

An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.
That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"
by Floundertrap May 8, 2014
mugGet the Fortune Cookiemug.

bum cookie

(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.
He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.
by thaibu February 15, 2010
mugGet the bum cookiemug.

cookie dough

Adjective for when something is extremely cool or tight.
Damn dude that was crunk as cookie dough!
by Kevin Dascall October 26, 2006
mugGet the cookie doughmug.

The Cookie Cutter

When anal sex is occurring and the party on the receiving end poops without the removal of the penis.
"I heard Tom gave her the cookie cutter last night!"
by t0mb0mb March 31, 2008
mugGet the The Cookie Cuttermug.

wet cookie

when a group of you males, obiosly hetro, place a cookie in the center of a round table. Then they all proceed to gather around the table and jerk off onto the cookie. It may sound like fun to you rebel young americans out there, but the kicker is, the last person to get off has to eat the cookie. Delicous!
by supersportsteve1 January 9, 2004
mugGet the wet cookiemug.

Cookie Monster

A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.
Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?
by dat otha wite guy July 19, 2009
mugGet the Cookie Monstermug.

filch a cookie

to get in a gurls pants or to get her to give it up
person one: did u get any last night?...
Person two: hell yea bitch...i filched her cookie!
by DJWeezy July 20, 2003
mugGet the filch a cookiemug.

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