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Brandon Draghi

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him
(Friend) Hey Brandon wanna hang out.

(Brandon Draghi) No I’m getting abused I can’t
by Big dick nicca🧛🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2018
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Brandon

Dude: is Brandon gay?
Dude 2: yes you fuck
by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020
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Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham
by Audon October 9, 2019
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Brandon Mendoza

A man who enjoys to hang out with his significant other, play valorant, and loves to be with Olivo!
by Alex Loza January 14, 2025
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Brandon

Brandon is you hmmm
by Loserfligot October 5, 2018
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Brandon Blegan

An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.
"OMGF ITS A BRANDON BLEGAN RUN LIKE SHIT!!!!"
by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010
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Brandon

F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.
by So sus November 27, 2021
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