Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him
by Big dick nicca🧛🏿♀️ November 16, 2018

by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
by Audon October 9, 2019

by Alex Loza January 14, 2025

An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.
by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010

F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.
by So sus November 27, 2021
