seal team dick

When you secretly masturbate next to someone in the same bed as they're sleeping.

At the sleepover, I was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and Tyler to bring out Seal Team Dick

by slats_ November 18, 2016

Team Shot / Teamshotting

(eSports Term) The act of collective shooting a target together with your team. In arena styled FPS games where the maps are small, 'teamshotting' can be the difference between winning and losing the match. Popularized from games like Halo and Gears of War likely in early MLG tournaments.

We gotta 'Team Shot' them together guys!! We are so close to winning.
The enemy is 'Teamshotting' us because we aren't playing together.
All a part of Team Shot / Teamshotting!

by Abacoot December 26, 2021

Team Fortress 2

A game that lasted longer than your parent's relationship where licking your opponent's back feel like you just reached godhood, where more people want to shoot food rather than actual gun, where computer are seen more often than actual players, where the counter of days since the last update was release has reached 4 digits already, where you will make friend for life, where people with 3000 hours will tell you not to play because they developed addiction and it ruined their life, where GabeN breathing is considered as an update and finally, where the taunt key is more important than m1. also you will probably spend an amount of money that the average human doesn't earn in a lifespan.

- damn dude one guy popped out of nowhere and said hello. since he worked at valve 13 years ago on the development of Team Fortress 2 heavy update confirmed
- you know damn well it mean nothing
- what is life without hope....

by Mercat3r June 22, 2021

Doane Swim Team

When you jump in the lake at Doane University while drunk. There are multiple classifications.

Varsity: Go in the lake naked
Varsity Captain: jump naked off the bridge
JV team: go in the lake with clothes
JV Captain: jump off the bridge clothed

Hey guys let’s get doaned and join the doane swim team.

by czuh October 30, 2019

each other team

an each other team is a team of two people, therefore, they have each other.

also known as a partnership.

"You are a great team player in our partnership."

"Yeah, we make a great each other team."

by whoa_username November 6, 2021

Pulled A Team Canada

To lose horribly when having a big lead.

Man we Pulled A Team Canada against the Sapphires we were winning 4-0 then they caught up and won 7-4

by Dman8981 January 10, 2011

second half team

ohio state football.

when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.

Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? OSU had me a little worried at halftime but I didn’t get too stressed bc i know they are a second half team.

by hedgehogslayer69 January 2, 2022