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George Kirby: the name that was accidentally substituted for the name George Floyd
Keisha: “ngl, ppl need to get over that the name George Floyd was legit mistakenly substituted as George Kirby”
Angel: “IKR Petty af
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George Harrison

The rhythm guitarist of The Beatles. He wrote many famous songs such as "Here Comes The Sun" and "Somthing". He died in 2001 due to cancer.
George Harrison was the "Quiet Beatle".
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George Bush

I dislike George Bush as much as the next guy, but most of his criticisms are either rhetorical or flat out wrong. I'm going to cut out the stuff we've heard over and over.

1. Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history, then gives tax cuts when he should be raising taxes to get more money for the country. (And of course, he only gives tax cuts to all of his rich buddies.)

Raising taxes isn't going to fix the economy at the rate we're spending you dumb shit. Anyone who thinks the tax cuts is what caused the recession knows nothing about even basic economics. What cause the recession is the massive spending when the government doesn't the money. It's so bad they raid the Social Security (more reasons why it sucks), borrow from China, or just print money. You know who can cut the spending? Congress. Guess who controls Congress: Democrats. When you cut taxes, people have more money in their pockets to invest into the economy. The government doesn't regulate the economy because this is not communism. If we ever cut spending, we may as well cut taxes.

6. Passes "Clean Air Act" which actually makes the air dirtier.

That and the act is a stupid idea anyway.

8. Quits the Kyoto Protocol because it would make his rich buddies actually spend some money to reduce global warming, and God forbid anyone has to spend money.

The Kyoto Protocol does three stupid things: Work with the United Nations, spend more fucking money despite the recession, and follow environmentalism when there's nothing wrong with the damn planet.

9. Throws ultimatums at the American people that only a complete idiot could fall for (and a lot have) like "You're with us or you're with the terrorists" and basically just gets America to be loyal to him out of fear.

Then explain why his approval rating is one of the lowest since Truman.

11. Has said enough stupid things to fill 265 pages of "Bushisms" books.

When Clinton fucked up, did we ever call it a "Clintonism"? No, we just called him a dumbass (if they weren't, I sure as hell was).

12. Gets elected into office after losing by over 10,000 votes. Do you think it's a coincidence that his brother was the governor of the state that the whole election depended on in 2000??

Which is precisely there shouldn't be democracies: only benevolent totalitarianism.
George Bush's critics are boring.
by david smith, jr. June 12, 2008
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George Washington

When you poke a shit out and rub it in the mouth of an unconscious person to make it look like they have wooden teeth, then you stick a powdered wig on them.
On President's Day, I busted out the powdered wig and did a George Washington to my friend while he was sleeping to honor the first president.
by Felicia Fancybottom July 29, 2009
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cody george

by eshay gary September 7, 2017
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George Masser

The sister fister
The once successful founder of Masser Productions, turned incest advocate.

Last known hobbies were: rape, incest, involuntary wanking, horny impulses.

Commonly associated with Jeffery Epstein, Bill Cosby, Barny Bear
Don't get too close to that house, George Masser lives there!
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george lawson

Best at rugby league and union all the girls love him he is always shouting everyone and he is just and all round fucking legend
George lawson: hey

People: OMFG ITS GEORGE LAWSON
by George Lawson May 15, 2017
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