the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this

driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby

by anonymous June 28, 2023

Drive

Something you do with a car or a song by the cars that makes me cry.

I cried in the mc Donald's drive thru because I heard drive.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

drive your car into my garage

So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).

I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Drive My Pussy

Drive My Pussy means to take that juicy pussy out for a test drive.

Come here, boy, and Drive My Pussy!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Drive-by Sext

When an old hook up randomly sends you an unsolicited sext / dirty text and then ghosts you.

Girl 1: "This guy Andrew that I hooked up with a couple of months ago just sent me a sext at 2pm on a Tuesday...when I texted him back, he never replied."
Girl 2: "Oo yeah, he's messing with you with that drive-by sext"

by anonymous March 18, 2023

C: drive

The c: drive is the disc on windows were all data is stored

Timmy:have a c: drive
Kreekcraft: evrybody does

by Booms1234 March 20, 2023

meat drive

when you go for a drive for meat

"Hey Arun, let's go for a meat drive!" "Oh, I could go for a meat drive!"

by hahagoteem March 22, 2023