Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

Brandon

Is gay asf lmao

Dude 1: yo is brandon gay?

Dude 2: yup

by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020

brandon Sherriff

Young Lad With Enormous Head

Wow Did you see the size of that head, damn brandon Sherriff its bigger then yours

by Jay Callaghan December 14, 2008

Brandon

Crackhead cunt and is a bit of a prick.

Wow he’s on his 10th line of md, must be a Brandon

by Gstens March 13, 2019

The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.

Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon

by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024

brandon latimer

very well might be the sexiest red haired man in the universe, once you lay eyes on a brandon latimer you may never find the same qualities in another man.

well damn susie, look at that model he thinks he is a brandon latimer

by magicman911 March 29, 2022