h33t tea

h33t tea is mcdonalds sweet tea. 'sweet' is replaced by h33t to describe how awesome the sweet tea is. cuz its fuckin heat and unsweetend tea can get bent

(man 1)hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
(man 2)im gonna go to mcdonalds and get some h33t tea. cuz its fuckin heat

by B-Frank89 August 30, 2008

Salty Tea Cup

when a guy skeets up and catches it in his scrotum then the girl slurps it out

Dude last night some girl gave me a salty tea cup and it was great.

by Philonme January 22, 2009

Mongolian Tea Party

When a lady on her period removes her tampon and releases her "flow" into the tank of a toilet. She then leaves the used tampon in the tank with the string dangling out of the back like the world's nastiest tea bag.

A* My boyfriend cheated on me!

B* Girl! He's not worth you! Hit him with the Mongolian tea party before leaving his ass!

by WhiskeyRoler January 31, 2023

True tea, sis

When the tea is at its truest form

Person one: *spills tea*
Person two: *knows that the tea is true*
Person two: “true tea, sis”

by Big_yeeto February 13, 2019

Stroheim without tea

The guy from My jojo game server that dont has tea but maybe diavolo will bring it back in next updates

anyways he is best guy and has a adopted daughter and a Gf and no one knows but he got 2d place in rank

**GIVE Stroheim without tea GERMAN SCIENCE ROLE**

by Hehe Stroheim June 16, 2021

tea sippin rats

Scummy British people moochin off the hard work you’ve done.

Yo these tea sippin rats just freeloaded my ass; I understand why they banned guns over there.

Man these tea sippin rats just jacked my song. Fuckin scummy.

by Mayor Bacon September 07, 2020

Happy Tea Salesman

Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police

Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member

by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020