Fake One For The Team

To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast

(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.

Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
by stealyourfacebook September 02, 2016
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hip hop team

a group of pop culture whores who shop at American Eagle like its there job. Listen to hot 99.5 all day long and thoroughly enjoy BSSAC mixers. One must have a stinky retainer, one must have pancake tits, one must a sun kissed tan and sun-inned hair, and the other two must share the same name!! also, they must have a secret language..
hip hop team 1. did you hook up wit dat hott woodberry boy at kings dominion or was it tysons or was it last nights mixer.
hip hop team 2.i heard she hooked up with an israelite.
hip hop team 3.have u heard the knew shakira song, i can't get it out of my head.
hip hop team 4. do u like my weave, it is freshly sunned.
hip hop team 5. i long o vong e tong hong e tong e a mong.
hip hop team 6. ever since i can remember i've been steppin with jessa.
hip hop team 7. HIP HOP FO LIFE!!!!
by MY WEAVE May 14, 2006
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England rugby team

Supposedly a shit team they actually turn out to be fucking decent
God damn I would love to be England rugby team
by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019
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Catman Team LTU.

A Drag Racing: Streets player. Retired moderator in game, demoted in server. Left the server after got demoted
"Fuck the chat hasn't been this much active since catman (Catman Team LTU.) left : joy:" -NC#6098
"i miss catman (Catman Team LTU.)" -BoostedBoyz#7370
by hööman November 22, 2020
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Team Fortress 2

A hat game with a shooting feature
Hey have you heard of Team Fortress 2?

Oh yeah that one hat game.
by Haroldayy November 07, 2020
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Team Fortress 2

A game that lasted longer than your parent's relationship where licking your opponent's back feel like you just reached godhood, where more people want to shoot food rather than actual gun, where computer are seen more often than actual players, where the counter of days since the last update was release has reached 4 digits already, where you will make friend for life, where people with 3000 hours will tell you not to play because they developed addiction and it ruined their life, where GabeN breathing is considered as an update and finally, where the taunt key is more important than m1. also you will probably spend an amount of money that the average human doesn't earn in a lifespan.
- damn dude one guy popped out of nowhere and said hello. since he worked at valve 13 years ago on the development of Team Fortress 2 heavy update confirmed
- you know damn well it mean nothing
- what is life without hope....
by Mercat3r June 22, 2021
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Seal Team Sex

Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)
My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.
by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019
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