bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies

Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child

by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023

Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners

"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."

by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020

man child

an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.

mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!

by dight November 8, 2022

money child

Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else

Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”

by bkb.v December 6, 2017

Bray Child

A bray child is very special. They are usually good in school, however very socially awkward.

"why is he so special, bray childs..."

by Defining since 1990 March 12, 2019

child licking

a terrible crime only done by the most depraved people alive

zozo and kenz love child licking

by zozo loves kenz April 27, 2019

Charcoal Child

this word derived from slavery times around 2021 when blacks went to school and pissed off the wrong chalk child and he let the words of similaritiy fly out his mouth.

Sin: look at the little chalk child
Tae: atleast im not a charcoal child darkie

by Sinnnsinnn April 14, 2022