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Playing all sides

Fucking with peoples lives, turning them into disaster.
If Lindsay's plan was to turn people against each other, from friends to strangers, she did more than what was necessary to accomplish that by playing all sides.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
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Soft side of the broom

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work

A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
by TheBURKHOLDER November 28, 2016
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Radical Side Hug

An attempt to cautiously convey a greeting and embrace between individuals, one or more who may currently armed with operational explosive ordinance. HumorMocking extremist violence
Man 1: It has been a long time, my friend. Welcome back!

(goes to embrace Man 2, who blocks his attempt)

Man 2: Better make it a Radical Side Hug. Radical Side Hug. I'm wearing 20 pounds of C4 explosives, and I'm feeling gassy.
by JK - Not serious - JK! October 9, 2011
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Playing all sides

Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.
The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony, since they began to lose trust and faith in each other.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
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Playing all sides

Someone who looks for Achilles heels and sends gift horses is most likely playing the Greeks and the Trojans (and looking to win/profit either way).
by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020
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Blind Side Moment

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.
Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.
by MoTown81 January 4, 2012
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Side quest major

A major contributing to a degree that requires little to no brain power to complete. Monkey material.
"Yo man you wanna go out and commit some crimes?"

"Nah man i got a paper to write."

"Stfu you monkey, your're literally studying Social work, you a side quest major"

" Damn u right"
by nash man September 20, 2023
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