Al’s Caesar Salad

A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.

Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.

by UselessPlug March 30, 2020

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Karate Fruit Salad

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020

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A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.

-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl

by PullOverSir March 20, 2020

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Double Pipe Salad

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.

He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

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Peanut butter salad

When you take your choice of peanut butter, and spread it on your anus. Then proceed to have someone, or something, toss your salad (see toss salad).

Tossing salad is performing oral sex on the anus.

oh boy billy I love it when you eat my peanut butter salad.

by Assmaster420 July 21, 2017

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