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The Hiroshima rice cooker

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.
by Douwntanal October 30, 2019
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Rice Cake

A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.
by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020
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Rice

What Jackson Wang ate to become so hot
Jackson Wang: So a fan asked me what did you eat to become so hot so I was like, "Rice".
by sujark December 18, 2020
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rice caking

a code word for restricting or stopping eating. commonly used by people with an eating disorder
i finally stopped rice caking
by bellabitch October 21, 2020
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Disgraceful Bag of Rice

Someone who is so disgraceful that they are a disgrace to rice. If you ever see someone who is sooooo ANNOYING just call them a disgraceful bag of rice. If their name is Dillian especially.
Oh my god they are SOOO ANNNOYYIIIINGGG
Yeah, they are a disgraceful bag of rice
what?
Just go along with it
by My_love_life_sucks October 28, 2020
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Rice farmer

A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude
Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!
by ChaseMaximum October 30, 2020
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Sticky Rice

Make sure you rinse your rice. This is how you make it sticky. Rinse it over and over until it is pretty much clear. If you don't rinse it, the rice particles will rub together, and these particles will cloud your water and make the rice dry and awful to eat. Take this from an Asian. Please rinse your rice if your want to make it sticky and yummy. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE STICKY RICE!
Person: "How do you make sticky rice? I can't figure it out!"
Second person: "Rinse it a few times, and it will make it very sticky and super yummy!"
by sreiko December 25, 2020
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