Born to Porn!

A girl is so hot that she was born for the porn industry.

Like, DAMN! That Sheena was born to porn!

by Sheen Maxiee February 15, 2022

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Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

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Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

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While it might be stated, "the Grinch is always naked," implying that all Grinch-related media is Grinch porn, the truth is much bleaker. Grinch Porn is an actual thing, where a dude dressed as the Grinch bumps uglies with a chick in costume as a resident of Whoville.

"I feel the depravity of man weighing heavily upon my soul. I will embrace it and Google for Grinch Porn."

by 1BadMF July 28, 2018

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Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.

Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!

by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021

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