Super Straight

Assholes who want to be oppressed so bad that they had to come up with a fake ass sexuality. They’re transphobic and can’t admit it. And their excuse of wanting children is just as invalid because there are women who were born women who can’t have children. “Super Straight” is just an excuse to be homophobic and transphobic.

Person 1: “I’m super straight!”
Person 2: “no, you’re just transphobic”
This argument would go on because these “super straight” people are selfish and don’t care about anyone but themselves.

by 05_undertale March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A way of gay people (mostly musty old men and white twinks) to identify another person with a shit kink. They often like to put it in their bio to make it clear

I'm super straight wich means I take my friend saying eat shit very seriously

by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021

Super Straight

transphobia

a person: i’m super straight

me: oh so your transphobic

by FnFern March 9, 2021

Super Straight

straight men who are super fucking internalised so they identify as “super straight” as they are absolute imbeciles <3

“i’m super straight” no you’re super fucking stupid jack

by 1hatestupidpeople March 10, 2021

straight trippin

Your not getting straight to the point; Telling lies;

When you said that I haven't paid my child support, you were straight up trippin'!

by Morgan Witt September 13, 2003

straight edge

Some one who thinks that they are so cool that they don't need drink, drugs or casual sex. they feel that they are above it.

why are you all drinking, im too cool for that. I'm so un-cool that im cool!

by anti-anti-emo May 25, 2005

straight bottom

An emotional, witty, fit but petite heterosexual man who enjoys cuddling, healthy eating, and often plants.

I know I act all macho in public, but I really am a straight bottom.

Women may like dating 'bad boys' but most of them want to marry a 'straight bottom.'

by Seth Silver January 7, 2011