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Noah

A creepy boy who loves bums
really funny and a huge adhd head will always go crazy for any bum he sees.

He loves bums to fill up the gaps in his teeth.
"oh look its a noah! He's looking at bums again"
"oh I thought that was a shark "
by Phatpussyyyyumm March 31, 2020
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Noah is the guy with a birth defect on his face that is also a wireless bluetooth connection that he can use to communicate with other people with the same birth defect. It is also infact good luck and helps him whenever he needs his luck! (the birth defect is his dimples)
Luke: Hey that guy is communicating with that girl without speaking

Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
by Written by Krls :) November 24, 2023
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Noah

The name Noah isn’t just a name—it’s a whole lifestyle upgrade. If you know a Noah, congratulations, you’ve basically hit the lottery of human connections. Noahs are the type of people who casually drop a 10/10 personality while also being the smartest in the room without even trying. They’ve got the perfect combo of chill and ambition—someone who can joke around but also pull off being the most reliable person you know.

They’re the kind of friend who turns every boring moment into a memory, the kind of teammate who makes everyone else play better just by existing, and the kind of guy who manages to be athletic, funny, and actually kind (rare). Noahs don’t chase the vibe—they are the vibe.

If you meet a Noah, keep him around. He’s the definition of a W.
That’s Noah—bro’s literally HIM
by noahbcool28 August 19, 2025
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literally the finest man on earth who’s talking to the best girl on the planet
noah is a fan man
by noah’s biggest fan May 30, 2023
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noah

the realest nigga alive tbh. hed steal yo bitch and pipe her down. ots!
"oh look its noah, i just know his cocks big"
by 1NitchBigger January 28, 2022
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Someone who is just an all-round great guy and can make anything funny.
Person 1: hey bro you met greg

Person 2: nah why

Person 1: he's so funny like he's such a Noah you should invite him over

Person 2: he sounds like a lad, what's his number
by XXXRIP June 25, 2018
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