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Hight Land

OE Gehatland Promised Land, Hote(n) Land
The Bible talks about the Hote Land, aka Hight Land
by Master of beargreen August 31, 2023
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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022
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Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
by Rallisman February 9, 2024
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Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex
Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010
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Ket Land

The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.
Yeah, same. I'm in Ket Land right now. It's amazing!
by Druf175 March 5, 2011
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Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops
Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!
by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
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Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
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