Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

Tim “aye cuz, I finally hooked up with Marissa, but dude, I’m like leaking down there. Like dripping green stuff. I’m getting nervous.”
Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”
Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”
Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”
Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”
by AlexDooWop June 22, 2019

Last week I did a body blast with this street walker I picked up in Newark and her timing on it was impeccable!
by Feloneeus Drunk May 21, 2024

by dhavinn October 15, 2023

Very inexpensive, with the implication being that the thing being described costs as little as one’s own body.
by Mr. Twinkieface April 19, 2021

by Bodie_Kawaii December 2, 2020
