Coffee creamer

A slur for lightskins

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer

by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025

Texas coffee

Strong coffee without cream or sugar.

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.

by Reellua November 10, 2016

Coffee

What some people's moms drink every single morning.

My mom just woke up and got her usual coffee.

by Crazy_Girl123 May 1, 2020

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

Coffee Bong

A slang term for a (Coffee) Siphon.

The coffee bong brews well.

by pornstitute October 29, 2025

Clay Coffee

Most highly anticipated streamer of all time, Cam Weeny, also known as “Cameron Jones” strives to make the world a better place. He is sponsored by many cologne companies due to that being his staple of entertainment. Many companies such as WD-40 Bug Spray and Buggers Delight are usually known as his pillars of support. He is also known as one of the popular speedrunners that have completed “Scrat’s Nutty Adventure” in under 15 minutes.

Viewer: “I love using my WD-40 Bug Spray”

Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”

by Clay Coffee June 10, 2024

Sweet coffee

A PENIS THAT'S BAD TO YOU

My Girlfriend is being a sweet coffee.

by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022