Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦
Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
by There's Nothing To See Here. June 9, 2017
Get the Coffee and Nudesmug. When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)
One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE
The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,
"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again
The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,
"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again
by Funnyjake2011 July 8, 2016
Get the coffee sickmug. When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.
Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
by PleaseJustGoHome March 18, 2011
Get the Coffee Scenariomug. An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.
by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021
Get the Coffeemug. by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
Get the blah-feeling coffee-drinkingmug. When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
by Terror 007 June 18, 2023
Get the Hot coffee stickmug. Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.
"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "
by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011
Get the pink coffee mugmug.