Doing a Chris

The act of becoming so antisocial, the most socialising you do is walking your dogs and/or anything with your parents.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna come out today. Go cinema with the others?

Doing a Chris : Nah, i'm about to have something to eat then i'm walking the dogs. My parents want me home and in bed by 7pm

Guy 1 : He aint coming out again, He's doing a Chris.

by That guy you all secretly know December 23, 2012

Chris Montell

Hottest guy around. Amazing abs. Marist HS Quarterback. One of the top QBs in the Nation.

Person 1: Have you seen Chris Montell lately???
Person 2: You mean Chris Abtell

by beast424242 November 16, 2021

Chris Ganim

BEST PERSON EVER;Perfect Role Model;Best Musician Ever.
Inspirational.

WOW THAT KID WILL BECOME THE NEXT CHRIS GANIM!!!

by ChrisGanimFan21 October 23, 2011

Chris Angel

The act or "illusion" of disappearing to your bed after a long evening. Usually associated with intoxication or in some cases extreme tiredness.

"Dude, you totally pulled a Chris Angel last night and disappeared!"

"My mom Angels to bed every night without a trace, sometimes she returns in a mid-Angel to quiet us down."

"Where's Jerry going?"

-"He's Angeling."

by Cleese August 1, 2012

chris walla

Guitarist and vocals for the most awesome band, Death Cab for Cutie. Currently dating photographer and director Autumn De Wilde. He is the best looking guy in the bad and rocks out hard.

Chris Walla freakin rocks.

by Munnie Galt December 9, 2008

Chris Knight

A dark haired teen, often likes musical instruments, such as guitars, drums, but prefers guitars. Such as bass, electric and acoustic. He loves cars, old fashioned that is. He is sort of gothic, but looks like a hip hop boy.

A star of the book 'diary of a psychopath'.
He is tall, skinny, pissed off for being suspended from subjects for things he didn't do.
AND HAS A HUGE PENIS! and a perfect ass

ohhhhh chris knight! (moans)

Well he's no chris knight

by lady shanti November 17, 2010

Chris Claughton

A young, caucasion, 'well built' male with an unaturally thick penis and lack of social skills.

You remember Chris Claughton from high school? He join the marines and got gang raped.

by Daniel Daw March 22, 2011