Christmas

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020

christmas cathlic

A Catholic that attends service one a year

As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service

by James A Gillies November 20, 2020

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

gæs christmas musical

the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms

hey, have you seen the gæs christmas musical?

by otbadyson November 27, 2020

Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music

“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”

by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020

Christmas Bukkake

In the spirits of celebration put mint powder at the tip of your cock and cum. Make sure you do this with 5 to 10 people it is a bukkake. Just for extra kink add some chocolate powder.

"What did you do in the holidays?"

"I got a Christmas bukkake"
"so that's why you smell like mint chocolate"

by Captain Benjamin November 3, 2020