Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022

cap

simply, not the truth

bunny loves me more, than i love her, that’s cap.

by kamiphobia October 5, 2021

Bull Cap

Something that is false... not true... an extended statement of fact that is not actually factual.

Rowan- “Hey Jerry, did you read Reuben’s paper on gorillas?

Jerry- Yeah, after the opening paragraph, it was full of bull cap.

by Trishertreats May 12, 2021

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

murder cap

It’s for cunts like RONAL THE GREAT

I’m putting yeg on the map like a murder cap

by Yeg mandem January 24, 2018

Capping

Capping is basically a lie that no one believes.

Anna: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY YOOO!!
Bernice: Nah stop capping.

by Wavy._mimi April 24, 2019

Cap

When someones says the wrong thing or wrong word.

Bro Saitama is the strongest charecter

Thats cap Goku is bruh

by Sensei_Red_Harsh August 4, 2022