One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.
I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead
by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019
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by Insaneiare February 25, 2017
Get the california cocktail mug.The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
Get the California Hot Air Balloon mug.When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent
Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
by rmurill1 February 6, 2021
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by Chickenpants93 October 26, 2022
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very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot
very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot
by usjsjsjwkaaknsnsjw November 21, 2021
Get the California mug.A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
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