Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
Get the Plastic Boyfriend mug.A friend or relative that used to keep in daily contact with you but since they got a boyfriend, they’ve been too wrapped up in him that they could care less about you
“Maria used to facetime me every night but since she got together with mark, she’s been boyfriend busy” “seems recently all of my friends are too boyfriend busy for me”
by Remili May 18, 2025
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”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025
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You just have to go on ur knees and suck on it till he Cums
Hey it’s December 9th
And?…
You have to give me a bj till I cum it’s National
Okay I’m on my way baby
You just have to go on ur knees and suck on it till he Cums
Hey it’s December 9th
And?…
You have to give me a bj till I cum it’s National
Okay I’m on my way baby
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Get the boyfriend mug.The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.
Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.
by The Speechcrafter December 3, 2022
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"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
"No?"
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by hornysexer December 6, 2022
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