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Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!
Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂
by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024
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Brandon

Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.
estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....
by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 27, 2019
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brandon and cody

Nanny… are Brandon and Cody wrong? ANSWER: NO
Are Brandon and Cody wrong?

No… stop asking!
by Base222 April 23, 2022
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Brandon

A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.
Look it’s Brandon kissing that guy, it smells so bad.
by Llam1941 June 7, 2023
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oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3
"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"
by sav :P October 22, 2022
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like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )
brandon is a puff
by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020
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Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck
If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
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