quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

Boyfriend

According to my daughter he is the sweetest guy known to mankind.
to me...
He's my next target

Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.

by READIT!!! March 3, 2018

National give your boyfriend head day

National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.

Happy national give your boyfriend head day baby, now come over here.

by Michael Robinson April 19, 2023

National bully boyfriends day

On 28th November you have to bully your boyfriend or boy bestfriend and they can not bully you back

National bully boyfriends day is revenge for him bullying you :)

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

boyfriend bite

The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.

Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!

Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?

Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.

Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*

Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!

Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)

Anne: >:(

Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.

Anne: Okay :)

by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025