A major contributing to a degree that requires little to no brain power to complete. Monkey material.
"Yo man you wanna go out and commit some crimes?"
"Nah man i got a paper to write."
"Stfu you monkey, your're literally studying Social work, you a side quest major"
" Damn u right"
"Nah man i got a paper to write."
"Stfu you monkey, your're literally studying Social work, you a side quest major"
" Damn u right"
by nash man September 21, 2023
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016
The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work
A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
by TheBURKHOLDER November 29, 2016
I finally fucked Tiffany in the ass! But bitch was so drunk she took me to the Dark side of the Moon before I could pull out!
by Vulgarvernacular November 13, 2020
by Stormy Littles May 15, 2011
WASP approved apology for when you're confronted with allegations of sexual misconduct with an underage person. When faced with undeniable evidence such as a photo the key is to always deny (preferably by way of a categorical denial), and say that it can't be you in the photo because you don't sweat. Easy peasy. Saying you "let the side down" is just an admission of guilt for the feelings others feel towards you, so just go on being you champ!
"Why are the FBI still calling me, I admitted I let the side down..." -Prince Andrew, totally understanding that a request for info from a foreign law enforcement agency is something one can just deny with no issue, similar to declining to partake in a birthday party.
by notprinceandrew December 14, 2020
Sandy has trouble counting past 10, so all the orders had to be hit it on the back side after she got done with them.
by badger_panther January 03, 2011