Tennis Bum

Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.

Hey, I'm a tennis bum in town for a couple of days for this tournament can I stay at your place?

by purplecola April 5, 2013

horsey bumness

Another option for expressing your dislike at horse manure, this is a slang word in parts of London

(Walking past a garden)
"UURRGGHHH look guys, horsey-bumness!!!!"

by Lualua June 16, 2005

Bum Stung

1. The slang reffering to contracting a sexual transmitted dessease through anal-sex

"Don't mess with her man she got bum stung by the Herps"

by Toaden Kay February 11, 2009

bum shower

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

bum scratch

term used to identify someone who dresses like shit to social outtings

homeboy looks like a straight up bum scratch walkin in da club with his basketball pull-away shorts on

by kanhai knights December 27, 2008

Bum Crumble

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"

by Mighty O May 14, 2008

bistro bum

A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.

Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?

BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.

by MJG-2 September 27, 2008