July 7, 7700 A.D.

The day we move to the moon. Party is at 8, aliens cost 2 quintillion dollars to get in, humans? Dead.

Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*

Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️

by NYcityrat December 16, 2019

Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

american idol season 7

The best season of American Idol so far. No future Sanjayas of Taylor Hicks, just a load of fresh young talent.

Not to mention weird auditions.

American Idol season 7 rocks!!!!!

by Go Phillies March 2, 2008

7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018

New Zealand 7/11

When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.

Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.

by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019

May 7 And november 13

May 7 & November 13 are the 2 days where the most SEXIEST people are born. Don’t ever let them go. Don’t ever!

Man they are such a sexy couple!
No wonder they’re born on May 7 And November 13!

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

BMW 7 series

and overpriced car considering that disgusting styling! The 760 has to be the biggest rippoff ever knowing that the E55 is faster than ALL of them and is 40,000 dollars less than the 760.

by Snoop Doggy Dogg July 16, 2003