Sorry, I'm American 

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?

ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)

Sorry, I'm American by LocustOfTheNile666 February 25, 2011

that's what I'm saying 

"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad

Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!

that's what I'm saying by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

B.B.M.I 

Boob to Body Mass Index. The numerical approximation of a female’s breast size in comparison to her frame. B.B.M.I. is a vital component of hotness, considering that a girl can have outrageously large melons but be quite unattractive due to chunkyness.

Dude! Crazy B.B.M.I. at 3 0'clock!

B.B.M.I by T-Moo July 25, 2008

m/f 

People say on chats to learn whether you are male or female. After this question, they may say 'Fuck You' or 'Suck Your Balls'.

<Your>hello!
<Stranger>m/f
<You>female.
<Stranger>fuck u!
Disconnected

m/f by fake hazard August 16, 2009

O M G 

A internet abbrieviation that has managed to break communication boundaries and is spoken by some in public.
Simply put OMG means, Oh my god!

Person 1: "Look at her outfit, can you believe someone would wear that?"

Person 2: "O M G. , have they even heard of the word fashion."

O M G by Sean Big Red July 6, 2006

I'm here for a good time, not a long time 

Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.

Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!

I'm here for a good time, not a long time by justanothersecondarycharacter November 17, 2018