kill me where i stand

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand
by Séan Miller February 11, 2022
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I👈 don't want to hear it

And I don't want to hear it from a solipsistic incest cultists that it's my ✌️✊️✌️Role✌️✊️✌️ in life to be consumed for labor and that if I don't do you incest cult then your just get to sit there while this motherfucker tries to rob me.
Hym "No I👈 don't want to hear it, incest freak. Hey, I got a question for you..."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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I suicided

If you are watching this,I killed myself in 12/9/2023,my name is Daniel,and i ended my life by overdosing.Please dont be like me,and pushing yourself off the limits.I am just too tired of going 4 classes per days,with no results,I am tired of my life.Sorry everyone.
Daniel:I killed myself.And I suicided
by alteddaniel December 09, 2023
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Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
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i hang up first

If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.
by Bigman12345 January 12, 2018
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I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.
dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."
by wheat lord October 20, 2022
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