Man.
by Hebrovuskrab February 16, 2025
Get the manmug. Any dude wearing a Bareeze-branded sherwani along with a cheap, crusty vest crafted at some mom and pop tailor shop, and knockoff Sunglass Hut sunglasses, walking like an astronaut who took a dump inside their spacesuit .
At the wedding, Hussein went into full Bareeze Man mode by strenuously flexing all of his body parts inside of his Bareeze outfit in front of all of the young aunties, so that he could be impressed and complimented by them. Turns out, that all the aunties have passed out due to Hussein's excessive flexing. One uncle even walked up to Hussein and recited the nazar ki dua while helicopter slapping him, so that he could “get into his senses”.
by skimpypaki081447 July 17, 2021
Get the Bareeze Manmug. by ludi May 23, 2008
Get the artificial manmug. A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
Get the Carpet Manmug. This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023
Get the The Phantom Watermelon Manmug. “Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”
“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022
Get the Spider-Manmug. by Lexiiiii02 August 3, 2016
Get the the man whoremug.