mug made of shit

ding ding

mug made of shit

by dildomunchies June 22, 2019

Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

Men rlly ain’t shit

Dauwoud

“Dawoud cheated on me again, men rlly ain’t shit”

by Thetruthgiver3000 July 1, 2019

ghost shit

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there

I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit

by netra88 July 2, 2019

Shit Show

See Kodye's Garage

Kodye's little circus clowns turned her garage into a complete shit show.

by UncleAdRock July 2, 2019

Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space

Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit

by Autism anus July 2, 2019

Shit-kicker

Someone who intentionally starts arguments for fun; a contrary person; someone who plays devil's advocate.

"George just said that vaccines cause global warming!"
"Ignore him, he's just a shit-kicker."

by Metaphoricaltigers July 4, 2019