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Middle School

The realm of Satan. Where monsters disguised as popular kids make you feel miserable for three miserable years! And when you finally find a good group of friends, they separate and leave you alone!
My Mom: How was your first day of middle school?
Me: Life is meaningless now.
by Timewarps_1 June 11, 2018
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Private School

A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.

Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.

Private schools are NOT that strict.

Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.
Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.

Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.
by Truth_def June 11, 2018
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Madison High School

In the heart of Vienna Madison is full of a bunch of rich kids. That’s all you need to know tbh. That are all a bunch of stoners who would do anything for some weed. They are pretty good at sports I’ll give them that. Their main rival is Marshall High School kinda a bummer that their girls varsity and freshmen basketball lost to them :/ everyone lost respect for them at that point. All their parents buy them new cars whenever they get their license. Most likely a white Jeep or something basic like that. They are all a bunch of rich white kids who are trust fund babies and they all probably have like a beach house or smthn like that. Yeah hey also have this Madison parade every year and shit down the main road in Vienna which is actually complete bull shit because they’re are other people in the world but they seem to not care ab that. In conclusion it’s just a bunch of rich white drugees who actually aren’t that smart :/

Common phrases include:

“Wanna go to lax unlimited with me after school”
“Bruh I hate Spanish sf much lets j skip and go to chipotle”
“Where we pregaming at?”

“Who’s got the vodka boys?!?”

Common names include

Aiden (any spelling)
Daniel

Connor

Jordan

Rylie (any spelling)
Any other rich white person name
Did those Madison High School hoes shut down maple again?
by Guesswhotfiis June 21, 2019
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School

School (S-k-ool)
School is a place where people learn. The 4 main subjects are Math, Reading, Science, and History. There is Elementary , Middle School, and High School. Some people seek higher like College or University.
by yee.yee.83 June 26, 2019
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Mill Creek School

A school filled with thots, hoes, wannabe gangsters, pot heads, vapers and also an annoying assistant principal.
KOREA: "who we bombing?"
Kim Jong-un: "That Mill Creek school"
KOREA: "aighhhttt"
by Idek right now, June 27, 2019
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Middle School

3 years that waste your childhood (maybe 2 or 4).
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school

Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i will never cuss or swear in my life ever. i will be myself, and not care what anyone thinks. my, i'm so excited to go to middle school!"

8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
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School

The word “Hell” spelled wrong.
by Saraha😪 June 30, 2019
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