The shits

1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018

Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.

“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”

by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018

shit tour

The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame

“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour”

by Littycity3 June 3, 2018

Shit show

A group on Facebook known as "kirstine's shit show" which has a group of individuals with sick twisted minds.

"Hey man have you seen the shit show page"?

by Dogo18 June 4, 2018

shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.

Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery

by skunkyskank June 4, 2018

Shit

Shit is from the ass. A nice gift for christmas. It can be red grey brown red or rainbow 🌈. Kids love it. I made a brown.

I shit my pants

by Shityasswhore June 4, 2018

Shit Tasseled

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.

Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018