Man Mess

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

by Billyho99 May 2, 2009

what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime

Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it

by evil mysogony October 12, 2020

Jumpsuit Man

A absolute nutter who enjoys being raped by older men and shows of there body. Usually male.

Person A: where you going?
Person B: To meet my jumpsuit man

by Doctor BladeR January 24, 2020

Boogie Man

There is nothing that smells worst than him.

Smells better than Boogie Man.

by Not Pooperman April 13, 2020

man or bear

a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.

I asked her "man or bear" and she was the only girl by far to pick the man

by keyboard8 August 8, 2024

Iron man

oh he dead.

Gets the infinity stones from thanos and snaps his finger killing thanos and his army

¨I AM IRON MAN¨

by Kukatjman23 May 8, 2019

Absentee man

A guy who wants you to believe that you and him are in a serious relationship but is never present or doesnt actually do anything for you or with you. He expects your full commitment despite his negligence of the relationship and your needs.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and leave him! Drake is clearly an absentee man.

by ReDivulger November 22, 2021