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talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.
Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO
by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018
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shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time
He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time
by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018
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The shits

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.
by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018
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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018
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shit tour

The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame
“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour”
by Littycity3 June 3, 2018
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Shit show

A group on Facebook known as "kirstine's shit show" which has a group of individuals with sick twisted minds.
"Hey man have you seen the shit show page"?
by Dogo18 June 4, 2018
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shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.
Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery
by skunkyskank June 4, 2018
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