live in ignorance

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

by Landon_memegod November 8, 2022

thighs save lives

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck

She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck

by femboyorgans March 8, 2022

live laugh love mom

somebody, typically a southern mom, who loves the phrase live laugh love unironically, and they use it day to day. they also typically buy merchandise associated with it.

amy and lauren recently went on a trip to hobby lobby, and bought a live laugh love pillow. they would later bring this back to their house, where their kids made fun of them, calling them live laugh love moms

by paeudonym1994 June 27, 2022

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper

You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived

by one sick calf March 6, 2010

I have no will to live anymore

A person who is very happy and very optimistic, always sees the END in the tunnel.

Person 1: wassapppp dauggg?
Person 2: I have no will to live. I'm so happyyyy.
Person 1: damn lucky dayyyy
I have no will to live anymore: a person who's very alive

by Bruhbruhbruhbruh69420 October 19, 2020