Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒
Matt is a monkey
by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025
Get the Mattmug. The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
Get the Matt Mcdonald Surprisemug. Is Also Know To Be Hypocrites, Liars, Know It All, Nosey, Fake. Big Asshole to make up for their small dicks. You will see them driving around in A larger truck goes with their big ego.
Oh their pulling a Matt..
by Niagia November 2, 2023
Get the Mattmug. The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017
Get the Matt Lauer Buttonmug. 
Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!
Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you
Matt Donovan everybody....
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you
Matt Donovan everybody....
by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024
Get the Matt Donovanmug. A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.
by Rw46og October 31, 2020
Get the Matt Fishmug.