titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

Titty splitty

Occurs when a female places purse strap between her breasts causing clearly defined seperation of the titties, abnormal tightness of surrounding shirt material and sore necks for the double-taking males that are within sight. In addition, a titty splitty allows males to better approximate the size and shape of a woman's breasts.

Damn, those are the biggest blobs I've ever seen rocked in a titty splitty.

by Johnnytheentertainer July 15, 2015

Titty Tokens

The best currency known to man.

Guy 1: Hey I don't wanna use my Visa card at the strip club because my wife will catch me.
Guy 2: Well I have some spare 'Titty Tokens' from last night, just use them.
Guy 1: Thanks time to get bitches to drop them titties

by Mr Spankyhands December 6, 2010

Titan Titties

Boobs so big, they're god-like in size.

Guy 1: "Look at those chesticles. Those things have to be at least double E's"

Guy 2: "For sure. That bitch ha some titan titties!

by xbassistdoodx August 24, 2012

titty nigga

a friend who is engaged in a perpetual bigger, better, best contest with everyone else in the group

fuckboy

Last week I showed John my new phone and the case I got and this week that titty nigga had the same phone and an even better case!

by Gim Ekalb June 14, 2016

cow titty

a cow titty is universally called "the udder"

The farmer loved touching the cow titty, for it was the only titty he could get

by Dicklicker3001 April 9, 2017

afro titty

when a man has a penis that is so small it kinda looks like a nipple that is surrounded by bushy pubic hair

Oh my god Becky, Travis has such an afro titty.

by Sir Mr Bill Billman May 11, 2018