Canada's History

The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup

Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.

Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?

Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!

by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010

Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup

Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.

by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.

That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History

by fattunesy February 4, 2010

canada

a place that doesn't exist

pfft whats a canada

by alt 69 July 2, 2020

Canada's History

This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.

Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!

by Murdock February 4, 2010

Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.

I want to go to the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014

Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

by TheWorkman February 4, 2010