When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.
After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.
After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.
We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick
by motoboat August 08, 2010
The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.
by Adam Bucknasty April 11, 2008
by Frostitute February 28, 2015
A niche little way of saying you're pleased; derived from the phrase Easy on the Eyes, and when you are content about what you are seeing!
Person 1: Hey! How was your tinder date last night?
Person 2: Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised!
Person 2: Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised!
by andimak2639 December 27, 2019
This is the thick yellowee substance a chick discharges after a creampie . The male must continue to fornicate and churn the creampie to achieve butterscotch delight.
Dude! I churned my creampie in this hoe'z snatch for over an hour made me some akron valley butterscotch surprise for the drive home!
by Oxyplanet October 12, 2021
When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.
by scottfromx May 09, 2009
Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."
by Sconson October 26, 2009