Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations
by ♥🗺☠ January 23, 2021
God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.
You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!
You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!
by Dutz April 05, 2013
a line used by the NPC guards in TES IV: Oblivion. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements and cast all sorts of spells in order to dispense justice.
by John Henry II November 12, 2010
When your with your dad and you see someone of the same age as you doing something kind of difficult to do and out of jealousy and disappointment of his uncoordinated son says you can do that right? with a smile on his face
by Gimaf June 14, 2012
by Mackenzie345 February 12, 2023
an angry ass phrase you yell when you want someone to do something RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
the sentence prior must have contained right now
originated from the Need For Speed: Heat trailer, and made popular by it's comment section
the sentence prior must have contained right now
originated from the Need For Speed: Heat trailer, and made popular by it's comment section
friend: hey i need you to get these papers right now
me: its fuck-you friday bud, fuck you.
friend: I SAID RIGHT NOW
me: its fuck-you friday bud, fuck you.
friend: I SAID RIGHT NOW
by SSundeeYT August 17, 2019
that meme with the blue piranha plant from mario. basically, this is used when you hear news about something and you better hope this bitch ain't kidding.
also, these are usually combined with those time traveler memes on TikTok.
also, these are usually combined with those time traveler memes on TikTok.
(this is not my original meme)
me: ughh fortnite sucks
time traveler: wait hold up 1 or 2?
me: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.
me: ughh fortnite sucks
time traveler: wait hold up 1 or 2?
me: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.
by sana.sketches November 04, 2019