Can of Peaches

The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.

Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother

by Lilzisdashit October 14, 2011

Tonguing the peach

Oral sex of sorts where the pubic hair is licked as opposed to the clitoris. Amateur mistake.

He tried to go down on me. But, he was a virgin. So , He just ended up tonguing the peach. Worst oral ever!!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december

i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016

i feel peachie

A responce to an question of caringness : mood compared to how a well know fruit taste.

''Clerk: Hey goodafternoon Dr.Taylor how are you feeling?''

""Dr.Taylor: I feel peachie.""

by My kind of day is Peachie August 18, 2017

go pick some peaches

A nice way to tell someone to fuck off.

Me: darrell go pick some peaches.

by Atomicwhiteboy!!! October 13, 2017

Slurp on the Peach

When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.

Never slurp on the peach with an African girl

by Ghost Rider ;) October 19, 2017

Doing the 'Peaches'

To stomp one's foot at the beginning of every sentence followed by a long "Fuckkinnnn" and finish every sentence by dragging out the end of the last word.

*STOMP* "Fuckiiinnnn I'm doing the 'peaches', it's the beeeesssttt"

by BabySamWalton June 4, 2018